Hustled
2
Running
Time: 81 min.
Directed by Brad Ellis
Written by Allen Gardner
Starring: Allen Gardner, Mark Norris, Matt Weatherly, John
Gardner, Gaby Rodrigues, Lauren Chapman, Jake Warren, Mack
Williams, Will Warren and Wil Deshazo
By Lee
Chase IV
Brad Ellis
is growing as a filmmaker in a narrative and visual sense.
His “Halloween 2000” was a good-looking and stylish
exercise; with last year’s “The Path of Fear,”
he took his inventive use of lighting and camera angles and
applied them to a compelling narrative. When I discovered
Ellis’s next project was to be “Hustled 2,”
I was not sure what to think. The original picture was a series
of hit-and-miss gags stuck in an age-old cross-country odyssey.
It benefited mostly from two supporting characters that each
shared only a limited amount of screen time apiece. One was
named Dickless, a movie theater manager with greasy hair and
a screechy voice. The other was the Blind Racist, an eccentric
bigot the lead characters taunt by pretending they’re
black.
After
seeing “Hustled 2,” I had a similar reaction --
two of the supporting characters had me laughing out loud,
while the two leads displayed a shtick that grew tiresome
after twenty minutes. It’s obvious “Hustled 2”
was supposed to be a bigger, better sequel, with more tasteless
humor and outrageous situations. The picture strains to offend,
but instead of being edgy, it simply tries too hard to be
funny. In some cases, less is more. Take the opening scene
for example, which tries to earn laughs out of having an old
woman curse. Haven’t we seen Betty White do that enough?
If anything, I got distracted by how well the sequence was
shot and edited. But I’ll get back to that.
The post-credits
scene has some potential to be funny as pool hustlers Paul
(Allen Gardner) and Rob (Mark Norris) go to a Jewish pool
hall posing as Bible-beating Baptists. The scene has some
laughs, but Gardner and Norris play the scene to such a silly
degree it’s as if they don’t think what they are
doing is funny. The performances are so overdone here it’s
as if they’re begging us to laugh. The plot (or plots)
this time involves a trip to Vegas, which gets interrupted
by the addition of a new partner, and the attempt to hide
from a duo of angry ex-girlfriends.
Other
key characters this time around include: The Don (John Gardner),
who wears a pimpin’ suit and apparently taught the boys
everything they know about pool. I kept wondering why he hung
out at a hole-in-the-wall pool joint with a miniature golf
course if he was such hot stuff. Paul and Rob’s meeting
with The Don leads them to his nephew, Toodles (Jake Warren),
a once-smooth talker who turned into a spastic idiot after
being kicked in the head by a goat. There are moments when
Toodles is funny, especially when he is trying to hump chicks
as he walks past them, but for the most part, a little of
him goes a long way. He’s just another example of the
movie’s attempt to choke laughs out of us.
The movie’s
least successful characters are Angelina (Gaby Rodrigues)
and Kirsten (Lauren Chapman), the psycho ex-girlfriends. When
Paul and Rob first encounter them, they have a long speech
about how they plan to torture and kill them. I think this
scene is supposed to be funny because of the way the heroes
show signs of fear, but more than anything, the scene is creepy.
The feud with the ex-girlfriends leads up to a conclusion
that is the creepiest, as talented musician Wil Deshazo prances
around in a thong and grotesque facial hair, playing with
dolls and combing his hair. This final sequence calls for
a joke as desperate as an old lady saying “shit,”
as it actually contains butch lesbians with deep voices.
The movie’s
funniest characters come and go too quickly. The first is
Dickless (Matt Weatherly, who also co-edited and co-produced
the film), who has been seeking revenge since Paul broke his
nose in the first movie. When Dickless spouts out his rage,
it is done with such gleeful exuberance I wanted to see him
get back at Paul and Rob. His speeches are the kind we could
believe he has been writing for months, rehearsing them until
the moment he finally gets to face his enemies again. The
movie’s best character is no doubt Kip (a deadpan Mack
Williams), an old acquaintance of the heroes who is so cheap
he charges to use his toilet paper. After offering any service
his home has to offer, he says, “Just to let you know
what you’re getting into…” I would love
to see a movie about this guy.
My biggest
problem with “Hustled 2” is that I didn’t
think Paul and Rob were very funny. Their best moments come
in a series of flashbacks, one showing a false version of
them being respectful to their girlfriends (the crowning moment
of this sequence comes when they give a homeless man a submarine
sandwich), the others showing how thoughtless they really
were (the best being when they take their girlfriends flowers).
Otherwise, I really didn’t find any reason to laugh
at them. The entire picture consists of Paul and Rob beating
up people, breaking things and having sex with every girl
they encounter.
If anything,
the re-occurring instant luck with chicks is nothing more
than a way for the stars to fuel their egos. This certainly
seems to be the case for Allen Gardner, who wrote the movie.
I have met Gardner a number of times, and think he is a nice
and talented guy, so I can only wonder why he would feel the
need to show the audience how wonderful he thinks he is. The
main reason could be because “Hustled 2” was written
for a particular audience, most of them being the friends
of his that are in the picture, and the people that know the
people in the picture. The movie is a private party, and if
you don’t know the people involved, you’re not
going to have a very good time.
The most
disturbing moment of “Hustled 2” comes early on,
when Paul and Rob actually criticize their audience. Most
of the people in the screening I attended did indeed laugh,
but I couldn’t help but feel sorry for them. It’s
as if Gardner and Norris are saying this movie is the best
they’re going to be able to do, and their audience members
don’t have the brains to absorb anything deeper than
this. I certainly hope this is not the case, because I think
the two leads have a lot of potential, which is something
they need to prove to their audience, especially as it continues
to multiply. They are both intelligent enough to play something
other than a couple of wisecracking horn dogs.
”Hustled
2” is too well made for its material. Ellis shoots every
sequence with sheer professionalism, so I found myself distracted
most of the time admiring how good it looks. I’m glad
he got to take a break and cut loose a little bit, and I have
no doubts the movie was fun and easy for him to make, but
his talents call for a smarter script, even if it is a comedy.
I have heard Gardner’s next script is a romantic comedy,
and I think this has some serious potential. Ellis has tried
a number of different genres, and I have no doubts he will
bring an amazing amount of personal style to this type of
film.
Now that
“Hustled 2” has been made, I hope the Old School
team can put it behind them and continue to grow as artists.
They are all better than this, as I am sure they already know.
Despite my problems with this film, my support and anticipation
for their next project is still as large as ever.
Grade: C
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